Feb. 24th, 2020


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[info]puffblossom
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OH MY GOSH!!! THIS IS AMAZING!! BUBBLES, BUTTERCUP, WHERE DO WE START???

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Text to Clint Barton


[info]comespywithme
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>> Hey babe.
>> I'd like to suggest getting drunk.
>> We can lock ourselves in our room if you want or I'd suggest we go to the studio but it might be buried inside some peppermint forest.
>> Who the hell knows?
>> This is blowing my fucking mind.

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[info]larb
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Luke Skywalker )

Peter )

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[info]actualdemiurge
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I'm going into the maze.

If I get shoved into an oven by a crazy old witch, remember me well :)

T, you coming?

[info]machinesrus
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It's a few days early, but that's fine. Saves me from  I'm Dr Sam Wilson and this is your monthly reminder that if you like getting effective and appropriate medical care in an emergency you can come down to the clinic on the ground floor for a quick overview of your medical history and anything we should know.

Try not to go overboard on the candy. You aren't going to get diabetes from one sugar binge but you will be extremely uncomfortable and potentially throw up everywhere. And bring some kind of communications device if you're going out exploring, we have no idea what might be out there. I can fly out for emergency rescues, otherwise I'm staying right here.

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[TEXT TO CLINT]
- I know this is bad timing for you.
- But congratulations, you're a dad again.
- I'm bringing in a half-feral Hawkeye to my blanket fort.
- His name's Francis.
- And he might empty the hot water heater.
- Is that okay?
- The kid's floor fine and all, but

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This place is horribly bright and it sorta feels like a psychotropic drug dream, but on the other hand, it's not like it's insanely unusual for this place.

DAD! I'm going to catch diabetes! Don't wait up.

Only I will try to control myself a little because the sugar coma might kill me and if that doesn't the candy crash will.

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Is this going to be like the corn maze? We go in and instead of B-movie monsters and threats, we get little old ladies with gingerbread houses who want to throw us into an oven?

Inquiring mind need to know.

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DR SAM!!!!!!!!!!! ITS AN EMERGENCY.


MY STOMACH HURTS TOO MUCH AND I'm CRYING AND I MIGHT THROW UP

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so on the one hand having something soft to break my fall was pretty handy since my arrow disappeared.

on the other hand it looks like i landed on some sort of giant deformed bird pillow? is it food? it looks like someone's taken a bite out of it. did i die? is this hell? it looks like hell.

what the fuck?

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[info]sevenphds
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As a medical professional, I knew better.

As a guy who lived in jungles for way too long... I may have eaten too much candy cotton tree.

[info]thenextavenger
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Another maze? Are you

I'm going back to bed. Please don't make me go out there.

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NETWORK: Freddy Freeman


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Guys! It is Candy Land. I think we need to find King Candy!

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[info]ofrivia
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What the fuck. No.

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I am just going to ignore whatever is going on outside and focus on the fact that I'm in a completely empty apartment now and I don't like that at all.

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[info]lefthandedbird
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CHARLIE! WE'RE GOING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!

WHO'S COMING WITH ME?

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Dave and Klaus


[info]tcastaway
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have you looked outside?! i don't what's going on but it all looks so yummy! can i go to mr stark's farm to tell his animals not to eat the candy then out exploring with torunn?

[info]notyourplayboy
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Network: Tony Stark


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If my animals eat cotton candy and get sick, I'm going to be pissed. Bubbles, Tia, do you think you can tell them not to get into the candy?

[info]girlofthunder
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NETWORK: Torunn Thorsdottir


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Has anyone looked out the window?

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Any suggestions for staving off mind-numbing boredom?

I never thought I'd say this but I am starting to miss Kirkwall.